Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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