so explain again why im purple
no
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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