I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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