Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I intend to get homeless drunk
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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