Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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