I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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