I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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