I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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