I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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