Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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