While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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