i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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