You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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