the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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