i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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