what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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