The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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