you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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