The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Randomize
