yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Randomize
