Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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