Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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