I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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