So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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