He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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