Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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