i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he shaved USA in his pubs
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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