she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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