Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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