How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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