Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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