Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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