no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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