In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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