going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
