i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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