I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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