Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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