I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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