Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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