His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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