it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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