it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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