break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
