How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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