Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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