For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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