i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
