I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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