dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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