I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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