Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Randomize
