This show inspires me to have sex in space
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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