is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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