It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
can u get pink eye on your cock?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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