I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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