I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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